Convos with My Two Year Old

Me: What do you want for lunch?
Babycakes: Rice.
Me: I don't think they have rice.  What else do you want?
Babycakes: Rice



Daddy: Come look at this worm
B: Ewww!  Yucky!
Daddy: No, it's not yucky, it's cute!  It's a baby worm. Here, touch it.
cautiously touches, squeels
B: A baby?  A baby worm?  I kiss it!

The kids told him he was out of gas.

He thought they said grass

and spent the rest of the week stuffing grass into the gas flap.