Today as the kids ate dino shaped chicken nuggets:
Mommy: That dino says "Ahhhh! Don't eat me!"
Mac: They like to be eaten. It puts them in heaven.
Mommy: Does that mean in your tummy is heaven?
Mac: Nope, my tummy is the bad place. The toilet is heaven.
Mommy: Um.......so you get flushed into heaven?
Mac: Yup! Just like a water slide! And God catches you at the bottom......like toilet paper.
There! Now all your pesky theological questions have been answered! Don't you feel better now?
Sunday, July 18, 2010
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4 comments:
Hahaha!! That is so funny! Made me laugh out loud!
I think you've got a Sunday school teacher on your hands. This is some funny stuff!
Oh my gracious! How old is he? That made my whole evening. :)
Hehe. Kids are so awesome!
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