Sunday, July 18, 2010

Lunchtime Musings

Today as the kids ate dino shaped chicken nuggets:

Mommy: That dino says "Ahhhh! Don't eat me!"

Mac: They like to be eaten.  It puts them in heaven.

Mommy: Does that mean in your tummy is heaven?

Mac: Nope, my tummy is the bad place.  The toilet is heaven. 

Mommy: you get flushed into heaven?

Mac:  Yup!  Just like a water slide!  And God catches you at the toilet paper.

There!  Now all your pesky theological questions have been answered!  Don't you feel better now?


Diana said...

Hahaha!! That is so funny! Made me laugh out loud!

Katie said...

I think you've got a Sunday school teacher on your hands. This is some funny stuff!

Bethany said...

Oh my gracious! How old is he? That made my whole evening. :)

Bethany @ Organic Enchilada said...

Hehe. Kids are so awesome!