Sunday, July 18, 2010

Lunchtime Musings

Today as the kids ate dino shaped chicken nuggets:

Mommy: That dino says "Ahhhh! Don't eat me!"

Mac: They like to be eaten.  It puts them in heaven.

Mommy: Does that mean in your tummy is heaven?

Mac: Nope, my tummy is the bad place.  The toilet is heaven. 

Mommy: Um.......so you get flushed into heaven?

Mac:  Yup!  Just like a water slide!  And God catches you at the bottom......like toilet paper.

There!  Now all your pesky theological questions have been answered!  Don't you feel better now?

4 comments:

Diana said...

Hahaha!! That is so funny! Made me laugh out loud!

Katie said...

I think you've got a Sunday school teacher on your hands. This is some funny stuff!

Bethany said...

Oh my gracious! How old is he? That made my whole evening. :)

Bethany @ Organic Enchilada said...

Hehe. Kids are so awesome!