Tuesday, May 5, 2009

The Flu


Well, It's finally happened.

That thing you worried about it. The thing that made you dip your kids in Purelle every 3 minutes, made you contemplated buying those medical masks, closed down schools. And now you know someone who got it:

THE WHINE FLU!

Stay away, because it's very contagious! One minute everyone's playing nicely, next thing you know...POW!

"It's not your turn! It's MY turn!"
"No, It's mine, MINE! Mooooooom!"
"MOOooOOooM!"

"Stop touching me!"
"Stop breathing so loud!"
"I'm telling!"

If only the CDC could come up with a vaccination for this outbreak!

5 comments:

missy said...

your wit never ceases to amaze me!

Rachael said...

I thought you were going to say you had the swine flu. you worried me and then i laughed out loud and had to read it all over again to make sure.

The Soldatke family said...

You are soooooo funny...so lets do lunch sometime! (before traditional school gets out!)

asian~treasures said...

How contagious is it? We might have it here, as well.

Anonymous said...

Ah drat! I think that it jumped over to work. It's everywhere!

-Mo