Socalization

Another homeschool funny-Thanks Marti!

When my wife and I mention we are strongly considering home
schooling our children, we are without fail asked, 'But what about
socialization?--' Fortunately, we found a way our kids can receive
the same socialization that government schools provide.

On Mondays and Wednesdays, I will personally corner my son in the
bathroom, give him a wedgie and take his lunch money.

On Tuesdays and Thursdays, my wife will make sure to tease our
children for not being in the 'in' crowd, taking special care to poke
fun at any physical abnormalities.

Fridays will be 'Fad and Peer Pressure Day.' We will all compete to
see who has the coolest toys, the most expensive clothes, and the
loudest, fastest, and most dangerous car.

Every day, my wife and I will adhere to a routine of cursing and
swearing in the hall and mentioning our weekend exploits with alcohol
and immorality..--.. And we have asked them to report us to the
authorities in the event we mention faith, religion, or try to bring
up morals and values.