Top 10 Things NOT to say when asked "What?! No school today?"
10. Well normally yes, but this time of year I need help with the
planting and plowing.
9.Goodness, no!!! I graduated 18 years ago, but thanks for the compliment!
8. No, we homeschool. We're just out to pick up a bag of pork rinds and
some Mountain Dew, then we gotta hurry home to catch our soaps.
7. What?! Where did you guys come from?! Oh my gosh! I thought I told
you kids to stay at school! I'm sorry. This happens all the time.
(sigh)
6.There isn't? Why, you'd think we would have seen more kids out then,
don't you?
5. We're on a field trip studying human nature's intrusive and
assumptive tactics of displaying ignorance and implied superiority.
Thanks for the peek!
4. On our planet we have different methods of education. (Shhh! No, I
didn't give it away... keep your antennae down!)
3. Oh my goodness! I thought that today was Saturday...come on kids,
hurry!
2.Noooooope. Me 'n Bubba jes' learns 'em at home.
Werks reel good!
And the number one answer we should NEVER give to the question: "What?
No school today?"
1."What? No Bingo today?"
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3 comments:
Too funny!!!
Sheri
i removed my previous comment because of a type-o. i won't do that again because it makes me look kind of sketchy. anyway, this is what i wrote (type-o included):
hilarious! home schoolers even have better jokes than public schoolersw...no fair!
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