In the bathroom at a fast food place,
washing my hands
With my helper,
Him: I wanna wash too!
Me: OK, let me dry my hands and I'll pick you up.
He steps on my big toe with all his weight,
leaving me locked frozen in pain.
Me, frantic: Ah, Ah, Ah! You're standing on my toe!
Him, totally calm: Yes. I use it for a stool.
Wednesday's Child: Markus
37 minutes ago