Inventory

I think every family should move every few years or so.

It makes you take a hands on inventory of the contents of your house.

You find yourself asking questions like

" How many pair if cheater chopsticks does one family need?"

And "just how attached are you to the Taco Bell commemorative Star Trek glasses?"

And when he replies

"What Star Trek glasses?"

You can just wrap them back up

and place them in the give-away box.

Well, until he wants to look at them.

Then you say "What Star Trek glasses?

I just meant if I ever found any,

would you want to see them."