Rules!

You know the rule

that you should never ask a woman

if she's pregnant?

Because you might be wrong,

and boy would that be embarrassing?

I've got a new one:

Never ask a woman with a baby if she's grandma!

Better to assume she's mom, and delight her

that she's still young enough to pass

as the mom of a newborn.

than assume she's too old to be the mama

of that baby!